How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?
| College jokes
How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
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Sarah was reading a newspaper,
| Marriage jokes
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium." "Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up fro
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How do you know that a elephant's been in the
| Food jokes
How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. "
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Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her
| Dinosaur jokes
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara's Tops'
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Dad, do you believe in Buddha? "Why, of
| Parent jokes
Dad, do you believe in Buddha? "Why, of course, but I think margarine is just as good."
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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”. Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, ” We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows”. The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, “And what are those”? The Aussie asks with an incredulous look, “Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas”?