How do you know that a elephant’s been in the

Q: How many believable,

| Political jokes

Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?

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What do you call a man

| Fishing jokes

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is

| Time jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around? Because time will tell.

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Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated

| Ghost jokes

Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.

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Yo mama so bald even a wig

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

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How do you know that a elephant’s been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. “