Whats the biggest fish you ever caught?

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy

| Car and train jokes

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.

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Why is the air so clean and

| Halloween jokes

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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Your so bald your bald

| Hair and bald jokes

Your so bald your bald

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What's the difference between a monster

| Monster jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse? A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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Q: Why couldn't

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

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Whats the biggest fish you ever caught? “That would be the one that measured fourteen inches….” “That’s not so big!” “Between the eyes?”