What do you call a python with a great bedside

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

| Elephant jokes

Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!

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Why did the rabbit have trouble

| Rabbit jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

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Q: How do you

| Blonde jokes

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

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Are shellfish warm?

| Various animal jokes

Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!

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If two lawyers were drowning,

| Lawyer jokes

If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?'

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What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.