Why did the elephant eat the candle?
| Elephant jokes
Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!
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Why did the rabbit have trouble
| Rabbit jokes
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
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Q: How do you
| Blonde jokes
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
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If two lawyers were drowning,
| Lawyer jokes
If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?'
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What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.