How does the vicar explore the
| Internet jokes
How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse.
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A man wakes up early one morning and
| Dirty jokes
A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go Bear hunting. He tells his wife, "You've got three choices; you can go Bear hunting with me, I'll do you anally or you can give me a blowjob. I'm gonna load up the truck and get the dog out. Make up your mind before I get back. "The man return
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier. A: None, they only screw the poor
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Doctor these pills you gave me for
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms!
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Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?” When Mary didn’t stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “God Almighty!” shouted Mary, and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Mary fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, “Who is our Lord and Savior,” but Mary didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue, and stuck her again. “Jesus Christ!” shouted Mary, and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Mary fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, “If you stick that damn th ing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!”