I had a funny dream last night, Mom.
| Children jokes
I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep.
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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the
| Mouse jokes
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !
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Why are you laughing?
| Dentist jokes
Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies
| Movie and TV jokes
Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !
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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone
| Telephone jokes
Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!
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What’s a shy and retiring accountant? An accountant who is half a million shy and that’s why he’s retiring.