Q: Why are there
| Political jokes
Q: Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown? A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.
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Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand
| Dog jokes
Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? - A: RUFF!
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Patron: This bread
| Waiter jokes
Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week.
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Why did the pig run away from the pig
| Pig jokes
Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
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First cannibal: I can't find anything to
| Cannibal jokes
First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.
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Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.