Married life
| Marriage jokes
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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A man whose son had just passed his
| Car and train jokes
A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the living room. "How did you manage to do that?" he fumed. "Quite simple, Dad. I came in through the kitchen and turned left!"
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Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt
| Children jokes
Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt shaker yet ? Son: Not yet. It's really hard to get the salt through all those little holes !
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How many psychoanalysts does it take to
| Mental health jokes
How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? "How many do you think it takes?"
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Why couldn't the clock be kept in
| Time jokes
Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail? Because time was always running out.
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A salesman who was out on his territory had a heart attack in his motel room and died. The motel manager called the salesman’s company and related the tragedy to the sales manager. The sales manager received the news in a nonchalant manner and told the motel manager, “Return his samples by freight and search his pants for orders.”