What do polar bears have for lunch ?

A kindly old lady came across a little boy

| Birthday jokes

A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's the matter?' she asked. 'It's my birthday! he hollered. 'And I had a bicycle and a new tracksuit and this afternoon there's to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and a disco afterw

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This is the story of four

| Business jokes

This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody cou

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What sort of soup do

| Food jokes

What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it.

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How are skunks able to avoid

| Various animal jokes

How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents!

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What famous painting do cows love to look

| Cow jokes

What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!

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What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !