If the world is getting smaller, why do
| Answer me this jokes
If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?
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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a
| Music jokes
Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play.
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A cargo plane is in
| Political jokes
A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a passenger. The passenger happens to be George W Bush. (Why?} Maybe, he was on his way to check on the coca plant life in
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Cat: "What did you get him for his
| Birthday jokes
Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"
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Did you hear the one about the blonde who
| Dirty jokes
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?'
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What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ? A cricket ball !