What is dry on the outside, filled with water
| Fishing jokes
What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ? A fish tank !
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Who won the animal race?
| Aardvark jokes
Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!
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Why did the weather want
| Weather jokes
Why did the weather want privacy? -It was changing
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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the
| Rabbit jokes
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
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What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
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A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. ‘What’s the matter?’ she asked. ‘It’s my birthday! he hollered. ‘And I had a bicycle and a new tracksuit and this afternoon there’s to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and a disco afterwards. . . and he had to stop talking because he was crying so hard. ‘But that’s lovely,’ said the old lady. ‘Why are you crying?’ ‘Because I’m lost!