Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill,
| Bicycle jokes
Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: 'I didn't think we'd make it! Jill replied, 'Nor did I - what a good thing I kept the brakes on, or we'd have slid all the way back down!
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What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday
| Birthday jokes
What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
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I see the baby's nose is running
| Baby jokes
I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Can't you think of anything other than horse racing?"
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Teacher: What
| Face jokes
Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !
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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark