What do accountants suffer from that

'I hope you're not one of those boys who

| Time jokes

'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal to a new boy. 'No, Sir. I've got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen.

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What do reindeer say before telling you

| Various animal jokes

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? This one will sleigh you !

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Did you hear about the guy

| Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?'

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

| Dead and dying jokes

Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several

| Police jokes

A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Every summer, he would invite one friend or another to stay with him there for a week or two. One summer he invited a Czechoslovakian friend to visit him. The friend, happy to get anything

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t? Depreciation.