If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would
| Cow jokes
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !
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A butler came running into his important
| Ghost jokes
A butler came running into his important master's office. "Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?" Without looking up from his work the master said, "Tell him I can't see him."
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Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for
| Marriage jokes
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.
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What did the big carburettor say to the
| Car and train jokes
What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor? "Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."
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The difference
| Men jokes
The difference between men and women A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!" The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "Stupid!" They each continue on their way,
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What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !