Reporter: My editor sent

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the

| King Kong jokes

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him.

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A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat

| Hair and bald jokes

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, "Yo

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Teacher: What family does the octopus belong

| School jokes

Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!

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Doctor: Nurse, how is that little

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet.

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Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach

| Weather jokes

Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach in the pouring rain. One looks skywards and says, "So this is England. What's it like?" The other snarls, "Well, if you like the weather, you'll love the food."

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Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: You’re too late – it’s already been done.