Teacher: What family does the octopus belong

Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my

| Women jokes

Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four weeks' time?'

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What is the best way to talk to a

| Vampire jokes

What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By long distance.

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What kind of money do polar bears use ?

| Various animal jokes

What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !

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Dalmer Implicated In MIA, Cattle Death

| Vietnamese

MILWAUKEE (UPI)--Law enforcement officials report an ongoing investigation into leads linking mass murder suspect Jeffrey Dahmer with dozens of unsolved incidents in a score of countries and several historical periods. ""This case is turning into one of those Russian dolls that you just keep findin

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A young executive was leaving the office late

| Business jokes

A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing wo

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Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!