An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven

Smith goes to

| Business jokes

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off.

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How do sheep in Mexico say

| Christmas jokes

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!

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A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is

| Blonde jokes

A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him d

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Why do witches have stiff joints ?

| Witch jokes

Why do witches have stiff joints ? They get broomatism !

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What do you call a black cat than can spring up to

| Cat jokes

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !

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An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop. ‘Quick! shouted the tailor to his assistant. ‘Hide the “Free Alterations” sign!