Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
| Rabbit jokes
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the other rabbit says, "were going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother.
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What kind of ears do trains
| Car and train jokes
What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears).
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Men are like horoscopes.
| Men jokes
Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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Two men were changing in the locker room
| Marriage jokes
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He says "When did you start wearing them?" To which the other man replies "Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car."
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Why was the banker bored? Because he lost
| Humor jokes
Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything.
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Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach in the pouring rain. One looks skywards and says, “So this is England. What’s it like?” The other snarls, “Well, if you like the weather, you’ll love the food.”