Dad, can you

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

| Fishing jokes

Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is

| Time jokes

If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one.

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What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding

| Rabbit jokes

What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.

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A woman telephoned her local newspaper to

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A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter didn't quite hear the message and said, "Would you repeat that?" "Not if I can help it," replied the woman.

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

| Christmas jokes

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

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Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please? Don’t tell me that they haven’t found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!