Why did the whale cross the road ?
| Various animal jokes
Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !
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Q: How do you get a blonde off of your
| Dirty jokes
Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come.
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What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?
| Bird jokes
What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !
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why don't men do laundry?
| Men jokes
why don't men do laundry? cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!
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Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.
| Cow jokes
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I've heard of cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!
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Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys.