Q: Why did the Jews wander in

Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert.

| Ethnic jokes

Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, "Hold still Abdul, it might be sand."

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What vegetable needs a plumber?

| Food jokes

What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek.

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An insect falls into a mug of beer.

| Ethnic jokes

An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out. American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tbe beer. Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer. Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys hims

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The monster spent a fortune

| Monster jokes

The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn't like him anyway.

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The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's

| Ethnic jokes

The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives go shopping one day to a big department store. While they are there a fire breaks out. Everyone in the store is killed, including the three women. Their husbands are summoned to the local police station where a policewoman breaks the news to them

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Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel.