Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister’s

Seymour was a good and pious man, and when

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Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven. "Hungry, Seymour?" the Lord asked. "I could eat," said Seymour. The Lord opened a can of tuna, and they shared it. While eating this humble meal, Seymour looked down into Hel

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Q: How many Italians does it take to change a

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Q: How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

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Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned

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Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

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Hey, Pop, pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo

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Hey, Pop, pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?" "What's the matter with you?" asked his father. "Why would you wanna go see the monkeys when your Aunt Maud is here?"

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I was in the zoo last week.

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I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?

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Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister’s bed? Son: I couldn’t find a spider.