Q. How can you tell if a man
| Men jokes
Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?
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Alsation: How come
| Dog jokes
Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: It's the leash I can do!
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Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to
| Military jokes
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off.
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It's not what you say, but the way you say
| Marriage jokes
It's not what you say, but the way you say it. On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes." The girl was very flattered. What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would stop a clock."
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What do you call a person who falls onto
| Car and train jokes
What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !
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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !