Why did the man take a pencil to

What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ?

| Insect jokes

What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ? A firefly with a short circuit !

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Doctor, how do I stop my nose from

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!

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A newsboy was standing on the corner with a

| Journalist jokes

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, "There's nothing in here about fifty people being

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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I

| Humor jokes

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

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What did the hamburger say when it found out

| Burger jokes

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !