What do you get when you cross a telephone

A husband and wife were at a party chatting

| Marriage jokes

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship," the husband explained. "She was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts." He continued,

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Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

| Police jokes

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read, the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead

| School jokes

Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!

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Father Murphy walked

| Military jokes

Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first Marine he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The Marine said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Leave this pub right now!" He then approached a second Marine. "Do you want to got to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the Marine's reply. "T

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A ragged individual stranded for several months

| Computer jokes

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message. "Due to lack of maintenan

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!