What ghost is handy in the
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What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook.
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A little boy came running into the kitchen.
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A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad, dad' he said, 'there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face' 'Tell him you've already got one,' said his father !
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Where do hogs keep their money?
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Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.
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Q: How do you know if a blonde
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Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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How are you doing in arithmetic ?
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How are you doing in arithmetic ? I've learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
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A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to it if he knew whose seat it was. The guy said, “Yes, that’s my wife’s seat. We have never missed a game since the Lombardi days, but now my wife is dead.” The fan offered his sympathy and said it was really too bad he couldn’t find some relative to give the ticket to so they could enjoy the game together… “Oh no,” the guy said, “they’re all at the funeral.”