Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school
| Apple jokes
Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms won't you!" The first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."
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Q: What do you call a frog
| Frog jokes
Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!
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Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
| Blonde jokes
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)
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Mary:
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!
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Mummy Monster: What are you doing
| Brother and sister jokes
Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He's my half-brother now!
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Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.