How do you hire an elephant ?
| Elephant jokes
How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !
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What do insects learn at school ?
| Insect jokes
What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !
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Why
| Halloween jokes
Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana.
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Where does a vampire take a bath?
| Bath jokes
Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom).
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How did you do in
| History jokes
How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down in history !
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What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.