What did the pig say
| Pig jokes
What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? "Mmm. Canapes."
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How does a lobster answer the phone?
| Telephone jokes
How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?
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A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and
| Police jokes
A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop. After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he didn't stop, he just slowed down a little. The gentleman said 'Stop or slow down, what's the difference?'. T
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The man who
| Dead and dying jokes
The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," replied the Sheriff. "We just put the rope round your neck and kick the horse away. After that it's up to you."
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Why wouldn't the bird
| Pig jokes
Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet.
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Where do space monsters live? In far distant terror-tory.