If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would
| Cow jokes
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !
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Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.
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Three boys were sharing
| Bed jokes
Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he might as well get in to bed again. There's lots of room now,' he said.
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A 54-year-old
| Accountant jokes
A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary." When he arrived at the hotel, there was a letter waiting for
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I've been invited to an avoidance.
| Dance jokes
I've been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What's that? It's a dance for people who hate each other.
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Which football team loves ice-cream? Aston Vanilla!