Mummy Monster: What are you doing

There was a man staying the night

| Travel and tourist jokes

There was a man staying the night in a hotel. He called the front desk and said, "Excuse me, sir, I've got a leak in my sink." The man at the front desk replied, "Oh, okay, go ahead, but most guests just use the toilet."

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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on

| Various animal jokes

Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!

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What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a

| Aviation jokes

What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner? A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the captain if he tries to touch the controls, and the co-pilot is there to feed the dog.

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What do you call a person who falls onto

| Car and train jokes

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !

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Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt

| Yo momma jokes

Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars

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Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where’s your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He’s my half-brother now!