Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was
| Dirty jokes
Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend? A: "Funny, you don't feel Jewish."
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A young lady came home and told her Mother
| Marriage jokes
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell. "Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said. "Between the two of us, we'll show him just how *wrong* he is."
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An army sergeant told Private Perkins
| Idiot and fool jokes
An army sergeant told Private Perkins to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. "I thought I told you to go to the end of the line," barked the NCO. "Why did you come back?" "Because there's already somebody there!"
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Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax
| Business jokes
Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time? A: A dependent Claus.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a perm
| Rabbit jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
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What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !