There was a man staying the night

A psychiatrist visited a

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A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply. "Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who

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A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital

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A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor." "There is no such doctor" she tells him. "Perhaps you would like to see someone else?" "No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor," he says. "But there is no such doctor," she replies. "We have do

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What kind of street does a ghost like best?

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What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end.

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A married couple was in a

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft the skin from her body, so the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor found suitable would have

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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream!

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There was a man staying the night in a hotel. He called the front desk and said, “Excuse me, sir, I’ve got a leak in my sink.” The man at the front desk replied, “Oh, okay, go ahead, but most guests just use the toilet.”