Teacher: Why are you picking your

The desk

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The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "You've got to help me! There's a giant gray thing in my yard, and it's pulling apples off the tree with its tail!" "What's he doing with the apples?" the sergeant asked. "If I told you," the woman cried, "you wouldn'

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Which two letters are

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Which two letters are rotten for your teeth? D K'

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Fisherman: What

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Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny? Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning worms.

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What is the most popular sport played by

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What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones? -Diving

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Q: Why do men find it

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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.

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Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won’t let me do it at home !