Q: What happens when a Polak
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering.
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Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's
| Car and train jokes
Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk. Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him, "I stopped it!" "I know, you idiot!" said the
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Why did God invent economists?
| Accountant jokes
Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
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Two nuns were driving alone out in the
| Religious jokes
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far away, where they asked to purchase a can of gasoline. "I'm sorry, sister," said the attendant, "but all I have for you to carry it in is an old chamber pot. The nuns agreed
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Policeman: Why did you
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders.
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Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.