Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense
| Ethnic jokes
Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A:A refund.
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Why is it that when you're driving and
| Answer me this jokes
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
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Vampire 1: "I once went so long without
| Dead and dying jokes
Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortunately, I found some in the neck of time."
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A guy comes
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender looks at the guy and asks: "What's wrong with your turtle?" "Not a thing," the man responds, thi
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Men are like pillows.
| Men jokes
Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
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What song do Father Christmas’ gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? Freeze a jolly good fellow!