Vampire 1: “I once went so long without

What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a

| Baby jokes

What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.

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An organization is like a tree full of

| Business jokes

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys... all on different limbs,... at different levels,... some climbing up. The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

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How do you get the most apples when bobbing

| Halloween jokes

How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !

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Do steam rollers really roll

| Answer me this jokes

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

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What lives in gum trees ?

| Insect jokes

What lives in gum trees ? Stick insects !

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Vampire 1: “I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died.” Vampire 2: “How awful!” Vampire 1: “Yes. Fortunately, I found some in the neck of time.”