Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife,
| Dirty jokes
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job.
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Two blind man at a cinema: "Can you see
| Blind jokes
Two blind man at a cinema: "Can you see something ?" "No". "Then let's go in front !"
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Why is horse racing so romantic?
| Horse jokes
Why is horse racing so romantic? Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
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My therapist told me the way to achieve
| Mental health jokes
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
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What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ?
| Various animal jokes
What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !
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I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?