Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?

Democrats do much of their shopping at

| Political jokes

Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart. So do Republicans, but they don't admit it.

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Can you spell eighty in two

| Spelling jokes

Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T.

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This Marine drill instructor, completely

| Military jokes

This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearing hot enough to blister paint. He broke off suddenly when he noticed one of the recruits had been talking in ranks. "WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID, RECRUIT??" the drill sergeant hollered

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Two guys are talking about fishing. One says

| Fishing jokes

Two guys are talking about fishing. One says to the other, "I am NEVER going to take my wife fishing with me, ever again!" "That bad, huh" "She did everything wrong! She did everything wrong! She talked too much, made the boat rock constantly, tried to stand up in the boat, baited the hoo

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Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

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Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I’ll tell you tomorrow.)