A manager was being interviewed after he had
| Sport jokes
A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club? "Were the crowd not behind you" asked the reporter "They were right behind me all right", said the manager, "But I managed to shake them off at the station!"
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Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the
| Christmas jokes
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn't want to be recognised !
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Vampire 1: "I once went so long without
| Dead and dying jokes
Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortunately, I found some in the neck of time."
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Why didn't the two worms get on
| Insect jokes
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ? Because everyone had to go on in pairs !
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When young Jose, newly arrived in the United
| Ethnic jokes
When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a perch near the American flag. Later, Jose wrote home enthusiastically about his experience. "
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Q: Why don’t blonde’s like audio-books? A: There aren’t any pictures.