What did you learn in school today?

Does killing time damage

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Does killing time damage eternity?'

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What lands as often on its tail as it does its

| Money jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head? A penny.

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A lady was picking through the

| Food jokes

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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My granddaughter came to spend a few

| Children jokes

My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you can do all that, but you can't operate my Game Boy

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Why did the dog say he was an

| Dog jokes

Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast.

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What did you learn in school today? Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!