Son: I can’t go to school today.

An American tourist went into

| Dirty jokes

An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house. When the dish arrived, he asked what kind of meat it contained. "Senor, these are the cojones," the waiter replied. "The what, you say?" exclaimed the tou

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What do cows get when they are sick?

| Cow jokes

What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever

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Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in

| Ethnic jokes

Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!

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Q: What is a

| Blonde jokes

Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.

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A man has a racehorse, never won a

| Horse jokes

A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING

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Son: I can’t go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don’t feel well Teacher: Where don’t you feel well? Son: In school!