Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to
| Military jokes
Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 22, one to screw it in, 21 to shoot the bulb.
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Q: How does a horny guy spell
| Dirty jokes
Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E.
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Why did you drive the lawn mower over your
| Easter jokes
Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket? I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!
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What did Adam do when he wanted some
| Religious jokes
What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar? He raised Cain.
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YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS
| Yo momma jokes
YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y
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Teacher: “Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?” Sam: “I don’t know.” Teacher: “Bark, Sam, bark.” Sam: “Bow, wow, wow!”