A man has a racehorse, never won a

A young man asked an old rich

| Business jokes

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. "I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at

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Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again.

| Bus jokes

Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming late. Teacher: Well, if it's late again tomorrow, catch an earlier one.

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What do you call a horse that's been all around

| Horse jokes

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!

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Photograph Back

| Vietnamese

The Vietnamese soldier serving in Cambodia, far from home, was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and s

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Why don't astronauts get hungry after being

| Space jokes

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they've just had a big launch.

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A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says,” Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning.” The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, “WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half asleep says, “I have to get up at three in the morning.”