When fish play football, who is the

What's a rabbits' favorite TV show?

| Rabbit jokes

What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.

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A man and a couple of

| Telephone jokes

A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of golf at the country club and they were changing their shoes when a cell phone on the bench rang. The man picked it up and answered it. "Hi honey," said the woman on the other end. "Hi honey," replied the man. "I was just calling

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How many judges does it take to

| Judge jokes

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb? Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one, but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

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Fisherman: What

| Fishing jokes

Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny? Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning worms.

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Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used

| Parent jokes

Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad, at your age, he had become the Prime Minister of England.

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When fish play football, who is the captain? The team’s kipper!