Where do children learn their ABC's ?
| School jokes
Where do children learn their ABC's ? At LMN-tary school !
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I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
| Waiter jokes
I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!
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Dentist begging the patient: Could you help
| Dentist jokes
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game.
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Men are like horoscopes.
| Men jokes
Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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In what school
| Burger jokes
In what school subjects does the teacher say, 'Well done, hamburgers'? A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.
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Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that’s close enough for non-technical people.