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A kindly old lady came across a little boy

| Birthday jokes

A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's the matter?' she asked. 'It's my birthday! he hollered. 'And I had a bicycle and a new tracksuit and this afternoon there's to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and a disco afterw

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Two Yanks touring London in a taxi.

| Travel and tourist jokes

Two Yanks touring London in a taxi. What is that asked one of the Yank's. Why that is Buckingham Palace answered the taxi driver. Well you should see the states we have much bigger houses over there, and that. That is the Post Office Tower. Oh our towers are much bigger. This went on for muc

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Question: If a man speaks in the

| Men jokes

Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

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Two police officers saw this old woman

| Old age jokes

Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home. They loaded her into the police cruiser one of the officers gets in the back with the drunk woman.

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