What do you get if you cross a spider and an
| Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !
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What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to
| Gorilla jokes
What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris? Ape Suzettes!
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A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by
| Farmer jokes
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging
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Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a
| Blonde jokes
Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.It's cloged up with paper plates.
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There was an engineer who had an
| Humor jokes
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multi-million do
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Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Scotsmen don’t change light bulbs, it’s cheaper to sit in the dark’