Whats the difference between premenstrual
| Dirty jokes
Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem.
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The trouble is, said the entertainer
| Mental health jokes
The trouble is, said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't tell jokes, I can't act, I can't play an instrument or juggle or do magic tricks or do anything!" "Then why don't you give up show business?" "I can't - I'm a star!"
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How did the hail stone describe it's
| Weather jokes
How did the hail stone describe it's life? -It really has a lot of ups and downs
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What are three words you dread the most while
| Dirty jokes
What are three words you dread the most while making love? "Honey, I'm home."
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!
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Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.