A guy went out on the golf course took a
| Dirty jokes
A guy went out on the golf course took a high-speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. When he finally got himself to the doctor, he said, "How bad is it doc? I'm getting married next week, and my fiancee is still a virgin in every way." The doc said, "I'll hav
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How many
| Computer jokes
How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC7500439-001, Multitasking Incadescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only "This page intentionally left blank".
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On what should you mount a statue of your cat
| Cat jokes
On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !
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A drunk stammers out of a bar
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, I'm Jesus Christ. The first priest says, No, son, I'm Jesus Christ. So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, No, son, I'm Jesus Christ. The drunk says, Look, I can prove it. and wa
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Helga, tell me something. Why
| Ethnic jokes
Helga, tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces? "Because they're stupid," said her friend.
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Where are my shoes? asked the Iowa State professor as the class ended. “They’re on your feet,” said one of the students. “So they are,” said the professor. “It’s a good thing you saw them, or I would have gone home without them!”